1. The long grass gernerally located within the inner most region of retired
female council workers gardens, not to be mistaken with the fractionally longer grass found at the outer most regions. The Jungleatron can be distinguished by the length and shade of the tip. The tip of the grass is between 1.278cm and 1.872cm
long and approximately green. Each specimen emits 2.27 cubic centimeters of CO2 per 20 second period. This is widely belived to have caused upto 2.5 holes in the o-zone and raised the
Earth temperature by upto 3.275 centigrade.
2. A giant
robot resembling a jungle, which is capable of sustained movement and thought using only internal power suplied via a lead
acid battery (this battery has to be charged periodically but is capable of sustaining the
robot without external power)
3. A small retarded
child with a hair cut which makes it look like a manufacturer of Blackcurrent Cordial, more specifically the east Kent devision of Schweppes
Steve: Hello, I couldn't help but notice you've unleashed a giant
robot on my garden, it vauguely resembles the lower Nigerian jungle region in the Jurassic era.
Hitler: Yes, I refer to it as a Jungleatron