jimminy christmas

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).

Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

jimminy christmas by Big Red And The Bourne Identity April 10, 2007

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jiminy christmas

kinda like holy shit or jebus christ

oh jiminy christmas

jiminy christmas by brandon February 17, 2005

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Jiminy Christmas

Another phrase for holy shit .

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!

Jiminy Christmas by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022

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Jiminy Christmas

When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.

"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"

"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"

"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."

Jiminy Christmas by Necksmater April 30, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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