jimminies

When your getting your balls sucked n slobbered on and your about to reach climax but then she bites on your nuts and makes you cum on your self

Hey bro I heard you got head from shydnee last night

Yeah dog but it fucking sucked, she gave me god damn jimminies and I busted a nut on my chest

GOD DAMMIT SHYDNEE!!!

by neb n koor May 14, 2018

jimminy lummox

stimpy's conscience, who spend an episode as ren's conscience.. and beats ren over the head with a blunt object whenever ren hits stimpy.

ren: "you idiot!" (smacks stimpy)
*catchy whistle-tune plays in the background.. as a precursor to jimminy lummox clocking ren..*
BAM!!!

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

jimmini jillickers

1 holy crap
2 holy shit
3 holy cow

"Jimmini jillickers Batman! What are we gonna do?!?!"

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

jimminy christmas

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).

Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

by Big Red And The Bourne Identity April 10, 2007

jimmini jilickers

A word defining sudden shock or grief.

By my jimmini jilickers, there's something wrong with this place!

by WallSharpieScreenFanning January 17, 2016

jimminy cricket

Teh cricket uhf doom! The best cricket.

Hey, it's Jimminy Cricket! *swamped by fans*

by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

jimminy cricket bob

it's not actually a word, just something you can say when you've run out of ideas, a definite conversation starter cos people will be like WTF!

bob: so....
frank: jimminy cricket bob
bob: did you say my name?

by urbandick17 November 16, 2009