jigmonster

the man who can throw rhymes which such ease that he can make people go into shock. all women in the world are repoted to "want some of doze nutz".

"that fool jigmonster is kickin it old school"

by jigmonster January 15, 2003

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

Jizzmonster

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011

jiggamonster

!. a negro thats is commonly perceived by young white children as the boogy man.

naturally located under white children's beds or in any sort of forest.

johnny was up all night with dreams of the jiggamonster.

by snelly anus April 22, 2009

Jagmonster

One that goes crazy in the bar for doing shots of Jager.

"Damn, we needs a round of Jag up in here!"
"Geeze dude, the way you drink Jag, you'd think you were a Jagmonster or somethin'"

by Chris Calon October 8, 2007