Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

JewMonger

1. A person who sells people of the Jewish faith.

2. Wow, look at that JewMonger stand on the corner!

by Clarke... October 12, 2006

Ewmonster

Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.

Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)

by GoatBoat August 15, 2010

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

jejemonster

a person who writes and types words in a different form or style; grammar losers; see jejemon

you text like a jejemonster.
are you a jejemonster?

by nevercryjustlaugh May 6, 2010

Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.

Jew Jewish Jewmeister

by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

jewmonger

a person who has a name that people may mock of because it sounds close to jew

look at jroooooooo111. what a roblox jewmonger

by tradingmethformoney May 31, 2018