Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.

Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)

Ewmonster by GoatBoat August 15, 2010

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Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008

jejemonster

a person who writes and types words in a different form or style; grammar losers; see jejemon

you text like a jejemonster.
are you a jejemonster?

jejemonster by nevercryjustlaugh May 6, 2010

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Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.

Jew Jewish Jewmeister

Jewmeister by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

jewmonger

a person who has a name that people may mock of because it sounds close to jew

look at jroooooooo111. what a roblox jewmonger

jewmonger by tradingmethformoney May 31, 2018

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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