Jizass

A term that can take on multiple meanings
1) An endearing term that can be used to define one of your friends who can sometimes be an idiot. Synonymous with clown
2)A total dochebag, who routinely makes an ass of himself. Used for people you have little tolerance for, even if at times their ineptitude at life can be somewhat amusing.

1) Yeah that guy over there parading around, making dumb jokes is my friend. He's such a jizass.

2) Wait you thought that guy was funny? I thought he was a total jizass, I didn't like him.

Jizass by The ultimate jizass April 22, 2009

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jizaster

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

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Jizass • jibass • Jipass • jizastard • jizaster • Jizz Ass

jibass

to chicken out of something

what you doing you jibass you cant handle it???

jibass by kipwar October 6, 2003

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jizastard

usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard

M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to naming her dog, Vermont Phoncyphrus

jizastard by SpreeganDreeganKreegan December 10, 2002

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Jipass

absurd, nonsensical, or worthless talk or ideas

"That statement is jipass"

Jipass by jamethyst February 8, 2015

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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