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Similar in nature to a "jackass", but more of a limp-wristed jackass. A prime example of a jabass would be Andy Dick. Absolutely obnoxious, annoying, not funny and flamingly gay.
"Hey man, did you see Andy Dick on Conan O'Brien last night?"

"Why would I subject myself to that guy's so-called hilarity. He's a jabass and so are you for liking him."
Jabass by Antler Duffelbag January 31, 2009
{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}

Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.

Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.

Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.

Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!

Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
Jacassian by 7-eleven May 21, 2010
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Jambassador 

An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.
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(Javassi) is name of a king

:)he can go through some walls and stones he's brave,trys to make friends,and he's handsome
(Javassi)ran up
javassi by Pøp May 16, 2018
Javassi is kind and is well know as a king . he is also very helpful and will always love one another he is smart ,brave,creative,and cool,some people try to bring him down but he will stand back up.
Javassi is a king
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backside of a person with flushed and jam filled butt
I will feed you with my jamass.
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Jakassic 

Being a jackass
That guy has a jakassic way of using logic.

What a jakassic fuckhead
Jakassic by Wurdy Gurdy October 9, 2009
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