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The most troubled man on Earth. Wakes up every morning, pondering why he was born with such an annoyingly handsome face.

A shy boy, but get hit on by girls all the time because of the uncontrollable rizz. Always scared, always preyed on.

Once was raped by 30 women at once.
"Damn! Life is such a Jiarong right now. Pissing me the fuck off!"
"No shit man, life is fucked up."
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- cutest girl on earth
- fattest cat

- beautiful and pretty
- a really hardworking and beautiful woman
Damn, jiarong belongs to schneivan.
jiarong by Mystey July 1, 2025
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-fattest cat on earth
- matcha lover loves to eat
- taken

- dumb and beautiful pretty mesmerising
i wana be a jiarong. Fuck how lucky it is to be her
jiarong by Mystey July 1, 2025
Jiadon is a legend and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you meet a jiadong you are a lucky person. Everyone loves jiadong and he gets laid all the time.
Boy 1: I think my girl is seeing someone else
Boy 2: Who?
Boy 1: Jiadong
Boy 2: Well your never seeing her again. Sorry buddy.
jiadong by Okcthunderofficial January 3, 2018
look its my sussy baka, jiatong
jiatong by eatttt May 27, 2021
A girl/pickle that is amazing and provides skittles to her loyal friend and the accomplice, she is travel size. She eats noodles with friends. Always wants food so be prepared to feed her.
Jiayong are you coming to the noodle factory with us?
nooooooo......only if you give me fooooddddddddd
Jiayong by Kermit me main man November 19, 2018
Ur mum saw me and said u have bare bunda
Ur mum has jarong
jarong by Hdjdj fjejfjfjejfjdjsj April 30, 2021
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