jhory

Awesome little brother who happens to be bigger than you. Always has something funny to say and is usually hungry.

Bruh... your brother is a jhory...

by Britts the shit December 19, 2016

Jory Caron

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.

Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.

by janetlc69 January 1, 2012

Jory

An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.

"Wow, you're so lucky to have a Jory... I wish I had one."

by clinkclinkclink March 30, 2008

jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 4, 2005

Jory

An amazingly awesome Microwaving scientist . Just thinking of him will put a smile on your face and make you want to jump on him (In a good way). He is very excepting of people and will welcome you with open arms to join his life.

Person 1: Man is that Man Jory?
Person 2: He sure is Bob he sure is.

by siswife3(Notarealsisterwife) January 7, 2012

Jory

An absolutely amazing guy that nobody could ever live without, as soon as you see them you'll fall in love with them. They are some of the most amazing people alive and rare too come across. If you meet one don't let them go Becuase you'll regret it.

My boyfriend Jory is the most amazing person ever.!

by Lil.kat January 1, 2014

Jory Caron

The host on youtube show 'Is it a good idea to microwave this? ' who is really funny and has a brilliant accent.

microwave blows up

Jory Caron : I would say this is a bad idea.

by Lydders June 30, 2009