jhory
Awesome little brother who happens to be bigger than you. Always has something funny to say and is usually hungry.
jhory by Britts the shit December 19, 2016
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Jory Caron
The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:
"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"
"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"
"GTFO My Deck"
Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).
Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.
Is not a fan of Licorice.
Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.
Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.
"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"
"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"
"GTFO My Deck"
Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).
Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.
Is not a fan of Licorice.
Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.
Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.
Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!
I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.
Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!
I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.
I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.
Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!
I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.
Jory Caron by janetlc69 January 1, 2012
Jory
An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.
Jory by clinkclinkclink March 30, 2008
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Jory
An amazingly awesome Microwaving scientist . Just thinking of him will put a smile on your face and make you want to jump on him (In a good way). He is very excepting of people and will welcome you with open arms to join his life.
Jory by siswife3(Notarealsisterwife) January 7, 2012
Jory Caron
The host on youtube show 'Is it a good idea to microwave this? ' who is really funny and has a brilliant accent.
Jory Caron by Lydders June 30, 2009
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