jhonne

She is a bhad bitch and a hot girl she is goofy always makes people laugh really loves food more then anything, theres nothing Jhonne cant really get she want it she got it PERIODT POODIE and she is also ghetto as hell so *BEWARE*

"Aye Jhonne one bhad ass bitch"

by Periodt poodie August 1, 2020

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

Jonne

Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'

Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."

by ylilauta November 23, 2011

Jhonen

The action to bring happiness to a family due to a new born.
A Spanish variation of the Name John and a possible middle name with the letter "N" all together.

"Jhonen brought happiness to our lives"

by Jonen MC February 16, 2018

johnner

That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...

Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.

by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

Jhonny

Somebody who is charismatic, strong willed, smart, sexy with a large dick. He's funny and will have you laughing at the most random things. He is very unique. If you find a Jhonny, hold on to him - he's one of the good ones. Lose him you will regret it.

If you see somebody across the bar take a shot of jameson and scream "OH SHIT NIPPLES" that has to be a Jhonny.

by summerfalls November 22, 2021

jhonno

The inventing of fun holidays for no other reason than to give your friends something different to do.

Her: What are we doing Wednesday?
Him: It's September 26th, International Cape Day, we're wearing capes all day.

Her:Did you just Jhonno that day?
Him: Yep.

by Drywit June 4, 2018