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She is a loyal and strong-headed person. She is a lifesaver and when you need help you can always turn around and she'll have your back. Jolene is beauty queen but she doesn't mind staying out of drama. You must be blessed if you have an Jolene in your life because she saves you in need!! Don't ever dare to hurt Jolene because she doesn't deserve that! SHE DESERVES THE BEST!!
Dude : Jolene Thank you!! You're always saving me
Dude : You're a lifesaver
Jolene by User23460 April 7, 2017

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
A woman who can easily take my man
Please don’t take my man, Jolene

Yeah, and then Jolene stole my boo
Jolene by Joleeeeene March 10, 2019
A very strong willed women, who doesnt take shit from anyone,Is drop dead gorgeous, Has a loveable personality one of the best human beings on the planet
Look at that hottie shes a real Jolene
Jolene by Jolene1986 February 3, 2010

Joleneism 

i religeon purely based off of People named Jolene
Hey did you hear im no longer non-religious? I am not a Joleneismist
Joleneism by Polskyee August 30, 2021
Jolene’s are the most sweet, awesome beautiful girls you could ever come across. They sing like angles and are beautiful like them too. Meeting one is like coming across a four leaf clover. If you got one... keep them real tight because you don’t wanna loose em. And Jolene’s are great best friends, awesome sisters, and even more amazing girlfriends. If you have a jolene in your life. Keep them close, they wanna love you. They commonly are best friends with Jaidens
- Jolene’s besfriend❤️
Jolene by JAKAKS April 17, 2019
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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