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Jholene is a smart, funny girl. She is also VERY disrespectfull when it comes to certain people. She is pretty and also a pain in the ass most of time. She can be a tad bit rude but is always there for you.

So if you have a friend name Jholene keep her she's a one of kinda.
" Jholene is the nicest person i know"

" But she's in a fight-"
jholene by marvel Buddy October 27, 2021
Words you can keep
She is a loyal and strong-headed person. She is a lifesaver and when you need help you can always turn around and she'll have your back. Jolene is beauty queen but she doesn't mind staying out of drama. You must be blessed if you have an Jolene in your life because she saves you in need!! Don't ever dare to hurt Jolene because she doesn't deserve that! SHE DESERVES THE BEST!!
Dude : Jolene Thank you!! You're always saving me
Dude : You're a lifesaver
Jolene by User23460 April 7, 2017

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
A woman who can easily take my man
Please don’t take my man, Jolene

Yeah, and then Jolene stole my boo
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A very strong willed women, who doesnt take shit from anyone,Is drop dead gorgeous, Has a loveable personality one of the best human beings on the planet
Look at that hottie shes a real Jolene
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Joleneism 

i religeon purely based off of People named Jolene
Hey did you hear im no longer non-religious? I am not a Joleneismist
Joleneism by Polskyee August 30, 2021
Jolene’s are the most sweet, awesome beautiful girls you could ever come across. They sing like angles and are beautiful like them too. Meeting one is like coming across a four leaf clover. If you got one... keep them real tight because you don’t wanna loose em. And Jolene’s are great best friends, awesome sisters, and even more amazing girlfriends. If you have a jolene in your life. Keep them close, they wanna love you. They commonly are best friends with Jaidens
- Jolene’s besfriend❤️
Jolene by JAKAKS April 17, 2019
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