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person with the biggest dick of all time
Bro i only like people with jhaugh
jhaugh by jhaugh March 23, 2021
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jaughing 

When a male is about to ejaculate into a woman's mouth, he tells a really funny joke, and proceeds to bust his load into the woman's mouth. The woman then laughs histerically, and the semen comes out of her nose.
Titster Mc Weeney was jaughing when Willis told her a really funny joke...
jaughing by Antwaaaaaaaaaaaaaan October 14, 2006
Related Words
laughing and joking at the same time
"she was jaughed so hard"
Jaughed by MarvelsoityReigns June 28, 2009
When someone says something that blows you away
“Jhough, that’s high”
Jhough by JayAndRi June 22, 2019
A male or female that is mad attractive. A person that you are interested in.
“Damn see that girl over there, shes a jaughnt!”
“That man is fine, hes a jaughnt”
“Did you get with that jaughnt last night?”
jaughnt by ck-uppp July 20, 2021
jvaughn is a very funny person , he acts gay sometimes and doesn’t deny it if you call him it . he can be a liar in sometimes & can say he is better then everyone when he knows damn well he isnt !
jvaughn wishes to be a girl .
jvaughn by justtdafaxx November 21, 2021
jvaughn is gay , he claims he is taller then everyone , thinks he can join any cheer team he loves to act like a girl sometime and when someone calls him gay otp he doesnt deny it jvaughn thinks he is better then everyone which he isnt jvaughn thinks he can pull .
jvaughn is gay
jvaughn by justtdafaxx November 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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