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An exclamation of disbelief. Began in Nashville when someone said an unbelievably stupid thing and another person responded with JOKES! Has evolved into the word Jhakes(Pron: jakes).

Can also be used by oneself to show that one is being sarcastic

Person 1: The Cubs will win the world series this year!
Person 2: ::shakes head:: jhakes

-OR-

I mean, that girl over there is really hot...jhakes. ::girl is obviously not even remotely hot::

jhakes by Sukbeer September 11, 2005

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jakestol

A sexy person that likes to get drunk

I want to get lit and be a jakestol

jakestol by Bkurdo2001 May 20, 2018

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jakesh

Persian slang word, synonymous with koskesh. Could be used either with an insulting or a friendlier intent depending on the context.

well step out of the car jakesh if youre such a tough guy !

jakesh by Jakeshistan August 9, 2010

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Jhake

The type of guy who would down 17 shots of whiskey in 40 minutes without having eaten.

"Jhake Moment"

"Don't talk to him he looks like a total Jhake"

Jhake by BattleShots1984 January 17, 2023

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The Jakes

The Wu-Tang Clan popularized "The Jakes" as being the cops... Pigs... C-Cipher Punks... The Beast.

"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...

The Jakes by Ryan Nash August 4, 2007

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jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

jakes mom by erbachjim October 15, 2015

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The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

The Jakes by Jaimey September 22, 2005

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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