jakescakes 

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005

jakesnake 

where one puts their hand up the skirt of a grade seven girl when she isnt looking or is to scared by the shrek look a like doing it

man did you just jakesnake that lil chick and got your fingers moist up in that

jakesnake by dingdongsarelife July 7, 2009

Jadeycakes 

Prostitute street corners around the quarry bank area

jadeycakes only charge a tenna

Jadeycakes by bbivan February 5, 2010

Janeycakes 

My fun loving wife, of 40 years,
Who is crazy about Me and her Grandchildren.
She enjoys crafting, sewing, cooking, and church.
There is no one like her.
She has long beautiful hair.

She is real hot, Shes a real janeycakes.

Janeycakes by TCS inc IncTCD Inc May 11, 2019

Jakesnake0308

The type of guy to order 30 quarter pounders from ubereats when drunk

We just got 30 quarter pounder orders from a guy with the name Jakesnake0308. You seeing this Will?

Jakesnake0308 by ParkInvertingThemed January 13, 2022