jfbsi 

just freeing big salty internet

wyd
nm jfbsi

jfbsi by Tommy gregory September 29, 2020

shop the jobsite 

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

shop the jobsite by Worldhead December 4, 2009

Jobsian Complex

Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.

"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."

Jobsian Complex by mattbr78 August 27, 2009

JIBSING 

The act of nervously scratching and picking at one's face as if craving crack.

Bro, check out O.N., he hasn't hit the pipe in two days and he's totally jibsing out.

JIBSING by itchy&scratchy February 18, 2017

jobsite

The jobsite is not to be taken lightly. The jobsite is a place where a man can look at his truck and say “that’s my rig!”. Usually, he is referring to a Ram 1500 Bighorn Crew-cab. One thing you do not wanna be without on the jobsite is wintergreen.

Welcome to the Jobsite, cheese dick!

jobsite by pieceofjankbonk November 6, 2020

JFSI 

Just Fucking Siri it. You say it when someone asks you a stupid question that easily could've been answered if they just asked their iPhone 4s.

Dude #1: I think I just killed someone. Where do I hide the body?
Dude #2: Hell I don't know. JFSI
Dude #1: WTF?
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING SIRI IT!
Dude #1: Man... I have a shitty Android phone and I don't have Siri. FML
Dude #2: Dude just get on the bandwagon already. Go to Apple, they can help you with that.

JFSI by stEVO2822 November 20, 2011

Jobsist 

A unique name in the world, after Steve Jobs passed away. It defines how much a person is in love with his accomplishments and creativity. Its short form can be Jobsy.

A: Hey, what’s your name?
B: I’m Jobsist, Job-si-st.
A: Wow love your name, Jobsy.

Jobsist by J Shaw November 22, 2021