by Worldhead December 4, 2009
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Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
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Get the JIBSING mug.The jobsite is not to be taken lightly. The jobsite is a place where a man can look at his truck and say “that’s my rig!”. Usually, he is referring to a Ram 1500 Bighorn Crew-cab. One thing you do not wanna be without on the jobsite is wintergreen.
by pieceofjankbonk November 6, 2020
Get the jobsite mug.Just Fucking Siri it. You say it when someone asks you a stupid question that easily could've been answered if they just asked their iPhone 4s.
Dude #1: I think I just killed someone. Where do I hide the body?
Dude #2: Hell I don't know. JFSI
Dude #1: WTF?
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING SIRI IT!
Dude #1: Man... I have a shitty Android phone and I don't have Siri. FML
Dude #2: Dude just get on the bandwagon already. Go to Apple, they can help you with that.
Dude #2: Hell I don't know. JFSI
Dude #1: WTF?
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING SIRI IT!
Dude #1: Man... I have a shitty Android phone and I don't have Siri. FML
Dude #2: Dude just get on the bandwagon already. Go to Apple, they can help you with that.
by stEVO2822 November 20, 2011
Get the JFSI mug.A unique name in the world, after Steve Jobs passed away. It defines how much a person is in love with his accomplishments and creativity. Its short form can be Jobsy.
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