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shop the jobsite
shop the jobsite by Worldhead December 4, 2009
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Jobsian Complex
Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
Jobsian Complex by mattbr78 August 27, 2009
JIBSING
JIBSING by itchy&scratchy February 18, 2017
jobsite
The jobsite is not to be taken lightly. The jobsite is a place where a man can look at his truck and say “that’s my rig!”. Usually, he is referring to a Ram 1500 Bighorn Crew-cab. One thing you do not wanna be without on the jobsite is wintergreen.
jobsite by pieceofjankbonk November 6, 2020
JFSI
Just Fucking Siri it. You say it when someone asks you a stupid question that easily could've been answered if they just asked their iPhone 4s.
Dude #1: I think I just killed someone. Where do I hide the body?
Dude #2: Hell I don't know. JFSI
Dude #1: WTF?
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING SIRI IT!
Dude #1: Man... I have a shitty Android phone and I don't have Siri. FML
Dude #2: Dude just get on the bandwagon already. Go to Apple, they can help you with that.
Dude #2: Hell I don't know. JFSI
Dude #1: WTF?
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING SIRI IT!
Dude #1: Man... I have a shitty Android phone and I don't have Siri. FML
Dude #2: Dude just get on the bandwagon already. Go to Apple, they can help you with that.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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