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Jesseticles 

The testicles for little men named Jesse. They are often significantly smaller than regular testicles and tend to not drop during the phase of puberty.
Person A: “ did you see that photo of Jesse last night man!”

Person B: “ yeah he has some tiny ass jesseticles the poor kid”
Jesseticles by Grasssniffer32 September 10, 2022
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jesticles 

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"
jesticles by juegos November 1, 2021
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Jessticles 

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.
Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.
Jessticles by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006

jewsticles 

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.
Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"
jewsticles by Fia bbz August 8, 2009

jessticles 

Jessticles is a little cry-bitch who puts a dick and balls in his (or her) mouth. they also have a hot mom.
Dude 1: Did u see Jessticles with the janitor in the bathroom.

Dude 2: Are u sure it wasn't his dad?
jessticles by suckmedry March 4, 2008

jesticles 

1.) To jest with one's testicles. (aka-tease the female)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)
1.) Damn guuurl, Mark was totally using his jesticles against me last night.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.
jesticles by Anothony and David August 21, 2006

Jesticles 

A skater punk with tiny nuts.
Man did you see those skaters? I bet they are gonn suck on each other's tiny jesticles.
Jesticles by JUICYWOOCIE March 6, 2009
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