jewsome 

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

jewsome by Quakeulf August 4, 2008

Jewsome 

Awesome for Jews

Dave was Jewsome at Hanukkah when he lit the candles and none of them went out.

Jewsome by Ummmmmmmmmm me of course January 20, 2016

Jewsome 

Something that is both awesome and economical beneficial.

When you, for example, find some money in a pocket that you forgot or hit a great sale: “Jewsome”

Jewsome by Hanlasse December 25, 2018

Gavin Jewsome

A greedy, corrupt governor of California out to make a buck off the suffering of ordinary people

Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda

Gavin Jewsome by D Flawless February 22, 2023

Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Jensome

Jensome - adjective, used to describe something impressive, overwhelming etc. More awesome than you can imagine.

"Man, I went to the meat market and scored this chick, she was totally Jensome"

Jensome by catharene January 20, 2009

Jawsome

Like awsome. Derived from the TV show "Street Sharks".

That movie was totally jawsome!

Jawsome by Mikaela Wright July 26, 2003