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Dave was Jewsome at Hanukkah when he lit the candles and none of them went out.
Jewsome by Ummmmmmmmmm me of course January 20, 2016
Something that is both awesome and economical beneficial.
When you, for example, find some money in a pocket that you forgot or hit a great sale: “Jewsome”
Jewsome by Hanlasse December 25, 2018

Gavin Jewsome

A greedy, corrupt governor of California out to make a buck off the suffering of ordinary people
Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda
Gavin Jewsome by D Flawless February 22, 2023

Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
Jensome - adjective, used to describe something impressive, overwhelming etc. More awesome than you can imagine.
"Man, I went to the meat market and scored this chick, she was totally Jensome"
Jensome by catharene January 20, 2009
Like awsome. Derived from the TV show "Street Sharks".
That movie was totally jawsome!
Jawsome by Mikaela Wright July 26, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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