Jensome

Jensome - adjective, used to describe something impressive, overwhelming etc. More awesome than you can imagine.

"Man, I went to the meat market and scored this chick, she was totally Jensome"

by catharene January 20, 2009

Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Gavin Jewsome

A greedy, corrupt governor of California out to make a buck off the suffering of ordinary people

Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda

by D Flawless February 22, 2023

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jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

by Quakeulf August 4, 2008

Jewsome

Awesome for Jews

Dave was Jewsome at Hanukkah when he lit the candles and none of them went out.

by Ummmmmmmmmm me of course January 20, 2016

Jersome

An asian celebrity.

A very attractive man.
One who wheels 24/7.
He who has mastered the art of seduction.
A man with amazing hairstyle.
An inspirational figure.
A real man.

Look at him wheel! He's almost like Jersome!
I want to be Jersome when I grow up
Look at that guy! He looks so fine like Jersome!
Stop whining and be a man, be Jersome!

by AsianFanGirl January 1, 2011