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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Gavin Jewsome

A greedy, corrupt governor of California out to make a buck off the suffering of ordinary people
Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda
Gavin Jewsome by D Flawless February 22, 2023

Suck Noah jessome dick day 

It’s a day where u suck Noah jessomes dick April 19
Tweeter was suck Noah jessome dick day ok
Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.
Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!
jewsome by Quakeulf August 4, 2008
Dave was Jewsome at Hanukkah when he lit the candles and none of them went out.
An asian celebrity.

A very attractive man.
One who wheels 24/7.
He who has mastered the art of seduction.
A man with amazing hairstyle.
An inspirational figure.
A real man.
Look at him wheel! He's almost like Jersome!
I want to be Jersome when I grow up
Look at that guy! He looks so fine like Jersome!
Stop whining and be a man, be Jersome!
Jersome by AsianFanGirl January 1, 2011