Definitions by RedneckGamer

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

Spidermonkey by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Swampfire 

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

Swampfire by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Ripjaws 

To give such a powerful blowjob to your partner that your jaw dislocates

Woman: I accidentally gave my husband a Ripjaws last night and my jaw has been hurting sense.

Ripjaws by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Whampire 

To bang a pale girl in her rear so strongly that it makes a "wham" sound.

Dude: Bro, I banged my girl so hard last night, it was a Whampire!

Whampire by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Bullfrag 

When a female rides her partner's penis like it's a bull so hard that in makes him feel like his erection has broken into fragments.

Man: Ugh, I can't feel my dick, my girlfriend Bullfragged me too hard.

Bullfrag by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Gravattack 

To have such a large penis that your partner seems to be gravitated to it.

My boyfriend Gravattacked me last night and it was amazing.

Gravattack by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Armodrillo 

An extreme form of fisting, when one manages to reach so far into the vagina that their arm seems to be drilling into it.

I'm hurting so much because of where my boyfriend Armodrilloed me last night.

Armodrillo by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015