Brainstorm

The act of a female torturing her boyfriend by attaching a crab to an electric fence and then to his penis.

My boyfriend wasn't answering my questions so I Brainstormed him.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Jetray

The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.

The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Gravattack

To have such a large penis that your partner seems to be gravitated to it.

My boyfriend Gravattacked me last night and it was amazing.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Wildmutt

To have sex with your partner in the doggy style position in such a feral way, that the both of you are considered wild mutts.

Never Wildmutt with your partner, ever.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Whampire

To bang a pale girl in her rear so strongly that it makes a "wham" sound.

Dude: Bro, I banged my girl so hard last night, it was a Whampire!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Ripjaws

To give such a powerful blowjob to your partner that your jaw dislocates

Woman: I accidentally gave my husband a Ripjaws last night and my jaw has been hurting sense.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015