Brainstorm

The act of a female torturing her boyfriend by attaching a crab to an electric fence and then to his penis.

My boyfriend wasn't answering my questions so I Brainstormed him.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Wildmutt

To have sex with your partner in the doggy style position in such a feral way, that the both of you are considered wild mutts.

Never Wildmutt with your partner, ever.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Ripjaws

To give such a powerful blowjob to your partner that your jaw dislocates

Woman: I accidentally gave my husband a Ripjaws last night and my jaw has been hurting sense.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Gravattack

To have such a large penis that your partner seems to be gravitated to it.

My boyfriend Gravattacked me last night and it was amazing.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Whampire

To bang a pale girl in her rear so strongly that it makes a "wham" sound.

Dude: Bro, I banged my girl so hard last night, it was a Whampire!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Jetray

The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.

The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015