A person who is Jewish or displays traits commonly attributed to one who is Jewish. This person exhibits greed, selfishness, prejudice toward any non-Jewrats, and a generally hypocritical view toward life. A full-blooded Jewrat will often have a prominently bridged, larger than life nose. Audibly, the Jewrat can be heard from great distance by either jingling pockets or over-annunciated speech, or both.
Jimmy waited outside patiently for Synagogue to end, at which time he tossed a shiny penny into the crowd and watched as the Jewrats tore each other limb-from-limb in an attempt to increase their wealth.
Give me back my dollar you Jewrat!
Give me back my dollar you Jewrat!
by Jigga-Zilla January 6, 2009
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Chris and Micheal are playing video games.
Chris: "not beating me today."
Micheal then proceeds to anniahlate Chris' charater.
Chris throws down the controller: "Fuckin JewRat!"
Chris and Micheal are playing video games.
Chris: "not beating me today."
Micheal then proceeds to anniahlate Chris' charater.
Chris throws down the controller: "Fuckin JewRat!"
by Josh & Ian October 25, 2007
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rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!
rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!
by messi944 March 9, 2010
Get the jewvatar mug.An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.
Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.
This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.
The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.
Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.
This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.
The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.
Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Thom, how did it go last night at the game?
It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.
Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.
Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.
That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.
Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.
Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.
That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
by MeEnergia February 17, 2010
Get the Jewcrat mug.1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?
How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
by terry twillstein December 13, 2008
Get the jewart mug.He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.
Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.
A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.
You know you know a Jewrad if:
You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.
You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.
Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.
A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.
You know you know a Jewrad if:
You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.
You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.
by DomeHome October 21, 2010
Get the Jewrad mug.After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.
by Geveffe January 18, 2009
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