An all-encompassing term for persons or actions which are being or acting in a jewish or jewed-up manner. A cheap bitch of a situation in which you are fucked over by a knit-picking bunch of cheap two-faced crap.
I had about all the jewry I could take when the gay wedding-planner told me that the ice would cost $2.00 per cube.
by DJDiggler August 07, 2006
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"Jewelry" to many of the participants on the daily small claims court shows currently on TV. Slanged by urbanites both educated and uneducated, including the judges themselves.
Mah sistah borrowed my jewry and didn't return it or sold it or sumtin like dat.

Are you saying she never returned your jewry or sold your jewry?
by Matt Revenaugh July 20, 2005
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"Jewelry" to mentally ill individuals with speech impediments
The mugger pulled out a dirty comb, pointed it at me, and said, "Gimme ull yo jewry bitsh."
by TheKoz April 27, 2005
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1.) What you buy an asian girlfriend.

2.) What Kanye West gets to keep after getting robbed.
1.) I git some mo' jewry and srom fied rice!

2.) The only nigga to get robbed and keep all his jewry.
by Gnomeynoob August 04, 2010
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A mix between a jewfro and a jheri curl.
Example: "I wish I could get my jewry curl to glisten like Andy Samberg's, but it just ends up dry and crazy like Phil Spector's."
by aslan8 January 28, 2010
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A term for an cremation urn. A play on the concept of a jewelry box, which is often ornate similar to an urn, and the obvious connection between the cremation urn and Jews of history past.
"Why does she keep that jewry box in her kitchen?"
"Is that a jewry box or a something else?"
by Melkor118 October 17, 2020
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