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"Jewelry" to many of the participants on the daily small claims court shows currently on TV. Slanged by urbanites both educated and uneducated, including the judges themselves.
Mah sistah borrowed my jewry and didn't return it or sold it or sumtin like dat.

Are you saying she never returned your jewry or sold your jewry?
jewry by Matt Revenaugh August 11, 2005
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1.) What you buy an asian girlfriend.

2.) What Kanye West gets to keep after getting robbed.
1.) I git some mo' jewry and srom fied rice!

2.) The only nigga to get robbed and keep all his jewry.
Jewry by Gnomeynoob August 5, 2010
"Jewelry" to mentally ill individuals with speech impediments
The mugger pulled out a dirty comb, pointed it at me, and said, "Gimme ull yo jewry bitsh."
jewry by TheKoz April 27, 2005
Jewry is a term that has been used in the Toronto area, often as a slang reference to a perceived global cabal or, in some contexts, to refer to Jewish people collectively. The term carries connotations that can vary depending on intent and context, sometimes being used in conspiratorial discussions or as coded language. Due to its broad and sometimes controversial usage, its meaning can be subjective and interpreted differently depending on the speaker and audience.
“He blamed it all on Jewry, like many before him.”
Jewry by Aladdón February 11, 2025

jewry curl

A mix between a jewfro and a jheri curl.
Example: "I wish I could get my jewry curl to glisten like Andy Samberg's, but it just ends up dry and crazy like Phil Spector's."
jewry curl by aslan8 January 28, 2010
A term for an cremation urn. A play on the concept of a jewelry box, which is often ornate similar to an urn, and the obvious connection between the cremation urn and Jews of history past.
"Why does she keep that jewry box in her kitchen?"
"Is that a jewry box or a something else?"
jewry box by Melkor118 October 17, 2020

One World Jewry 

That metaphorical jewish octopus encircling the globe. They might change their names (the Cabal, Illuminati, Freemasons, The Committee of 300, Communist International aka COMINTERN, the Bilderberg Group, New World Order, World Economic Forum aka WEF, Globalists, Elites, Deep State, globohomo, etc) but their goals never change: a Totalitarian One World Government under a One World Jewry. Check the defunct Georgia Guidestones for "hints" about the envisioned reality after the Great Reset under the NWO/OWJ.
When I listen to globohomo I hear: the CONvid Plandemic was a great window of opportunity to bring the Great Reset, a neo-feudalist society where all goyim will eat the goyslop bugs, have nothing and be happy brainwashed by GoyFlix while being ruled from the shadows by the One World Jewry.
One World Jewry by xythras January 29, 2024
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
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