Jewvenate

The action of burning or destroying a person or object in such a manner that it is no longer physically recognizable.

(after leaving a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes too long)
Dude 1: Holy shit! Look at that pizza!
Dude 2: Yeah that thing got fuckin jewvenated!

by xXchris117Xx February 11, 2012

juvenate

To re-energize yourself before losing any initial energy or vigor you had beforehand. Energizing yourself (e.g. through coffee or Red Bull) once already tired would be rejuvenating, but doing so before the crash eliminates the "re" and is simply juvenating.

girl #1: Hey, you look excited today... did something happen?

girl #2: Well, I am excited for the concert I'm going to tonight plus I just finished a cappuccino double shot which has kept me juvenated.

by Mr. Nuts March 30, 2010

Jewvenile

■ adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).

1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.

by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

Jewminate

To terminate something jewishly.

1) Jewminate them.

2) Consider yourself jewminated.

3) Don't try to jewminate me, son.

by OfGreaterExpectations2010 April 11, 2010

jewbeater

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things

blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater

by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008

jewvenile

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.

shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.

by New World Ebola May 2, 2021