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Jehovanny 

One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.
who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.
Jehovanny by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011
Means Richness! Dont have to work and spend all the money you want. Enjoy butter nuts and loaf cakes. Also, very perverted and does allot of secret squirls!!
Jhoven Like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates
Jhoven by T -nizzle December 8, 2010

jehovany 

Jehovany is a handsome dreamy boy. Sexy from the way he talks & moves to the way his personality is. He's usually a Leo & in love compatibility his queen is a Libra who is a goddess and one of a kind girl.
Damn jehovany eat me🍬
jehovany by unknown🌙 October 11, 2017

Un-jehoving 

The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"
Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!
Un-jehoving by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019

jehovanni 

There are few who can handle the name Jehovanni, those who can are usually loving, caring, loyal, trustworthy, and compassionate. Jehovanni is warm and huggable, people gravutate to his energetic and often eccentric nature, Jehovanni is very emotional and loves to feel loved, Jehovanni is also very spiritual and follows what ever religion he follows as best as possible
Jehovanni is so kind
Jehovanni is awesome
jehovanni by that kid pablo January 13, 2015
lambgoat poster of same name,jewoven
jewoven by schopenhauer February 6, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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