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A stupid and senseless way for idiots to pronounce the word jewelry. Commonly spoken by those who pronounce the word nuclear as nucular.
"Hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?"

"Not a chance, moron. Hey, read a book once in a while, k?"
Jewlery by silent judger September 7, 2012
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Jewlery Goth

mixing fur,dark & primary or brighter Colors, & jewlery of any kind.
normally find them listening to Sycamour, Bugatii's Roadshow, Bring Me The Horizon, Just Go Along, or Lorna Shore...etc etc
Jewlery Goth by nora archymern April 7, 2023

Jewlery store 

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.
I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

hard jewelry 

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !
bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!
hard jewelry by lyt.jas February 25, 2020

Hard Jewelry 

Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.
I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!!
Hard Jewelry by Amazing Crocodile December 6, 2021

Truck Jewelry 

Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.
Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon
Truck Jewelry by J Birddd February 17, 2010
Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.
Jewery by Hi-Hat January 1, 2011
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