Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006

Jewtistic

"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.

"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."

by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017

jenitis

the sickness of not being able to speak properly.

Dude, I think I have Jenitis!

by KyraRuby March 15, 2010

Jenitis

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.

Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...

by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011

Jeditis

A common disease that spreads quick and cant be treated.

Ive been laying awake for days my eyes are red, ive got 6 empty cans of redbull. Theres only one thing on my mind JEDSTAR i think i caught JEDITIS off Scott.

by JeddySC December 24, 2021

jewirish

Someone who is half-jewish and half-irish.

He's not just a half-jew, he's mother fuckin jewirish.

by Simon Dermer January 4, 2004

jelitists

a person, or group who considers themselves better at worshiping Jesus than everybody else.

EX 1. "That Brotherhood of Christians is full of a bunch of jelitists who think they worship better than everybody"
EX 2. "What do you call Jesus elites?" "I don't know, what?" "Jelitists"

by lay worshiper April 18, 2008