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Jenitis
A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.
Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...
Jenitis by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011
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jenitis • Jeditis • jelitists • JeniisJammers • Jeniris (female) • jenisis • Jennitis • Jenoitis • Jentish • Jonitis
Jennitis
A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.
Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014
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JeniisJammers by sc24xx December 31, 2011
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