jewirish
jewirish by Simon Dermer January 4, 2004
Jeirish
Tim: dude what the heck is that!?
Dave: that's a Jeirish man
Tim: wait, why does it look like smeagol?
Dave: notice the fiery pubes that lay across its complexion less freckled covered lifeless skin.
Tim: yeah, I was wondering about those...wait, whats it doing now?
Dave: it appears to be touching itself with a coupon and whimpering about how if he had a nickel for every penny he saved...If he only had.
Tim: sounds 'bout right Dave.
Dave: that's a Jeirish man
Tim: wait, why does it look like smeagol?
Dave: notice the fiery pubes that lay across its complexion less freckled covered lifeless skin.
Tim: yeah, I was wondering about those...wait, whats it doing now?
Dave: it appears to be touching itself with a coupon and whimpering about how if he had a nickel for every penny he saved...If he only had.
Tim: sounds 'bout right Dave.
Jeirish by Lord Scrototurd April 17, 2013
jewrish
A combination of a Jewish and Irish person. Sharing the Irish qualities (beating your wife and drinking excessivley) and jewish qualities (money grubbing, and a whiney pussy "see sandy vagina",
jewrish by Buddy Mckinney January 7, 2008
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.