jewirish
jewirish by Simon Dermer January 4, 2004
Jeirish
Tim: dude what the heck is that!?
Dave: that's a Jeirish man
Tim: wait, why does it look like smeagol?
Dave: notice the fiery pubes that lay across its complexion less freckled covered lifeless skin.
Tim: yeah, I was wondering about those...wait, whats it doing now?
Dave: it appears to be touching itself with a coupon and whimpering about how if he had a nickel for every penny he saved...If he only had.
Tim: sounds 'bout right Dave.
Dave: that's a Jeirish man
Tim: wait, why does it look like smeagol?
Dave: notice the fiery pubes that lay across its complexion less freckled covered lifeless skin.
Tim: yeah, I was wondering about those...wait, whats it doing now?
Dave: it appears to be touching itself with a coupon and whimpering about how if he had a nickel for every penny he saved...If he only had.
Tim: sounds 'bout right Dave.
Jeirish by Lord Scrototurd April 17, 2013
jewrish
A combination of a Jewish and Irish person. Sharing the Irish qualities (beating your wife and drinking excessivley) and jewish qualities (money grubbing, and a whiney pussy "see sandy vagina",
jewrish by Buddy Mckinney January 7, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.