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A state of neurodivergence similar to autism, but which specifically manifests in Jews.

Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.
Tim: Omg Sophie has such a severe case of Jewtism!

Sophie: Stfu you Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot
Jewtism by StarPrismGaming November 18, 2025
A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.
" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's
Jewism by Jew King287 July 12, 2009
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"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.
"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."
Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017
Jewism is an unjust range of thoughts towards the Jewish religion.Some of these could be classed as racially incencitive,but thats a load if pigshit.
See that guy over there,he must be jewish ,wow his race should of been exterminated in WW2,heil Hitler! Anyway thats jewism.
Jewism by Jamie Heskett October 26, 2020
1. The uncontrollable urge to give head nonstop, especially to prove you're the throat goat. Ironically, those boasting of this particular freaky tism are young and inexperienced and definitely not the greatest of all time.
That girl gets drunk and boasts of having jawtism to impress the boys, but really she just comes across as a skank.
jawtism by Betatenonit November 18, 2025
The practice of throat fucking someone to the point of uncontrollable tears, gagging, and the inability to breathe temporarily.
She gobbled that cock up like a turkey with jawtism
Jawtism by Eating ass is gay December 9, 2025
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