Jeitch

Pronounced 'Jich',
Defined as a Jew or especially greedy person who is or is being a bitch or is upset and irritating.

"Shut up you jeitch!"
"Can you believe that little jeitch?"
"He's such a jeitch."

by Grav Tristen June 13, 2018

jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

Jitcher

Someone who constantly bitches about their job.

Tom continues to complain about his job at the fastfood place, he is a real jitcher.

by Gabriel Farias December 28, 2008

Jitch

Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.

A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)

A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay

Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*

***several minutes later***

Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"

***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***

Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"

***fun was had by all***
...

***Several Days Later***

Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"

thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.

by Dave Honey and Joe Keating March 17, 2008

jewitch

One who practices a combination of Judaism and Wicca.

I wish I knew more people who know what a Jewitch is.

by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005

Jitchel

Slur against people named Mitchel acting like they’re from the Midwest even though they’ve never been more than a state from the ocean

Commonly found in the mid Atlantic and NEHS

Jrnie: Jitchell a motchafuckin jitch bro

Jurt: yeah bro he always sayin stupid shit about makin cheese like he from Wisconsin

by Joobis Baloobis March 19, 2022

jitch

a bitch but with a j
that fuckboy with mustard in his hair

he has 2 fathers and 73 moms

hey look its a jitch

nice

by pssssUdiop November 25, 2019