Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.

"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."

Sterilized Puppy by TrulySwag September 1, 2011

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Sterilaxed

The process of curing the AIDS virus as realized and created by Lax, one of the smartest BMW M3 owners ever. It simply involves sterilizing everyone, this will cure AIDS according to him. Because he created this revolutionary theory he will be forever honored by the cure for AIDS being named after him.

Yo man, I gots no worries taging that honey raw dog. She and I both got sterilaxed and so we cant get AIDS.

Sterilaxed by Jared VL January 10, 2008

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stabilized

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.

Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!

stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

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Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

Sterilize it before you terrorize it by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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