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Sterilized Puppy 

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.
"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."
Sterilized Puppy by TrulySwag September 1, 2011

Sterilaxed 

The process of curing the AIDS virus as realized and created by Lax, one of the smartest BMW M3 owners ever. It simply involves sterilizing everyone, this will cure AIDS according to him. Because he created this revolutionary theory he will be forever honored by the cure for AIDS being named after him.
Yo man, I gots no worries taging that honey raw dog. She and I both got sterilaxed and so we cant get AIDS.
Sterilaxed by Jared VL January 10, 2008

stabilized 

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.
Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!
stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)
I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

sterilizer

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer
sterilizer by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

The Sterilizer

The act of anal sex using high alcohol hand sanitizer as lube.
I’m burning from the sterilizer Chad gave me last night
The Sterilizer by Madd Creamy February 18, 2023