Mewgenics

The act of rubbing two cats together until one gets all fat and creates a new cat

Person 1: Dude, these cats suck ass.
Person 2: Yeah, because you suck at mewgenics, idiot.

by Alex Churchland November 18, 2022

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

Megenics

Eugenics projects that appeal to ones self identity

Red Bull ran a successful Megenics campaign by introducing taurine to young men seeking to be more active

by ExistenceHappens February 9, 2009

Ewgenics

The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.

Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.

The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 9, 2009

newgenics

Newgenics is not just the breeding of people based on a genetic basis, but also based on level of education, wealth and other traits considered desirable.

Jane was a product of newgenics and was sterilized for being poor.

by fred ressler May 5, 2017