Mewgenics 

The act of rubbing two cats together until one gets all fat and creates a new cat

Person 1: Dude, these cats suck ass.
Person 2: Yeah, because you suck at mewgenics, idiot.

Mewgenics by Alex Churchland November 18, 2022

Mewgenics

The act of rubbing a cat onto another cat till’ that cat gets all fat. Tho I’m not too sure what’s up with that

Person 1: dude what’s that dr beanies guy doing
Person 2: indulging in the act of mewgenics of course

Mewgenics by Qualified badass April 22, 2026

jewgenics 

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

jewgenics by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

Megenics 

Eugenics projects that appeal to ones self identity

Red Bull ran a successful Megenics campaign by introducing taurine to young men seeking to be more active

Megenics by ExistenceHappens February 9, 2009

Ewgenics 

The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.

Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.

The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.

Ewgenics by Fuzzy Bunny July 9, 2009

newgenics 

Newgenics is not just the breeding of people based on a genetic basis, but also based on level of education, wealth and other traits considered desirable.

Jane was a product of newgenics and was sterilized for being poor.

newgenics by fred ressler May 5, 2017