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Jewelana 

jewelanas are usually giggly and sweet people. they may seem shy at first, but if you really know them, you will know that they are crazy, fun, spontanious, and have a secret perv and funny side! jewelanas are usually real jewels, and will shine up any part of your life!
Jewelana: "are they gone?"

you: "yeah, why?"

Jewelana: "Penis!"

*both start laughing*
Jewelana by luvbabycowz5 May 21, 2011
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Jeweliana 

A very wired person who is fun to be around who makes people happy and likes to have fun. She or he is a hyper person and always looks out for friends and family.
Wow look there's Jeweliana!
Jeweliana by Jeweliana December 31, 2011

jewelina 

A beautiful young lady who is fine af and don't need a man because she's basically already perfect and she is smart
Do you see that jewelina every there damn she hella fine .
jewelina by Sabrina miles December 27, 2016

Jeweliana 

Jewelianas are usually funny,smart, and kind. When dating Jeweliana they are always protective and very sweet to there partner. They are always kind unless your on there bad then fear for your life. If you ever meet a Jeweliana you are a very lucky person. They are normally non selfish and put others ( there friends and or family) before them selves. Jewelianas are also normally hot and good in bed.
Jeweliana: can I help you with that?
Bff: that you. Your always so helpful
Jeweliana: thanks
Jeweliana by McKeyla December 27, 2018

jewelanna 

This is the middle nam for the most beautiful girl in the world with the best attitude ever. When people see her their day is immediately better. Her first name is probably gabby or something and she is definitely dating a tall skinny guy.
Jewelanna is looking hot today!
jewelanna by Javdtskebs December 29, 2022

Jewelamate 

(verb:) To jewelamate someone. A phrase from central Jersey meaning a form of activity more powerful, sensual, expressive, hardcore than sex itself.
Chelsea jewelamated Tom last friday night.
Jewelamate by Dude McDoodle December 29, 2007

jeweliana 

a bad a$$ b!tch who is fine af
damn jeweliana looks fine today
jeweliana by i<3Animemenlol April 26, 2021
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