jewcookie 

Specific cookies eaten around the jewish holiday honiika or whatever the hell it is. These cookies are eaten by a jewish monster than in legends, haunts young children and shoves hockey sticks up their butts, while holding them down on the ground against their will.

Damn bro why you being such a jewcookie? You remind me of johnathan Thatcher W*****e.

jewcookie by anonymous November 22, 2021

jewcookie 

Specific cookies eaten around the jewish holiday honiika or whatever the hell it is. These cookies are eaten by a jewish monster than in legends, haunts young children and shoves hockey sticks up their butts, while holding them down on the ground against their will.

Damn bro why you being such a jewcookie? You remind me of johnathan Thatcher W*****e.

jewcookie by anonymous November 22, 2021

jewcocked

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When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)

Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.

jewcocked by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023

jewboobies

very nasty looking tits, usually located right above the belly button, yes they sag, and are most likely found on a jewish person

Mark: hey grandma what are those things doing down there
Grandma: oh mark, theyre just my jewboobies
Mark:dammit grandma, get a new bra

jewboobies by scooty b is a cool kitty February 23, 2011

Jew Cookie 

1. a rude name you call a person when they are anoying you.
2. Also a name you can call people when they dont agree with your notions.

Kyle- "I dont believe that obama will make a good president."
James- " Oh shut the f**k up kyle, your just being a jew cookie. and where do cookies go?? IN THE OVEN!

Jew Cookie by Hitlers_Angel March 28, 2009

Jew cookie 

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)

Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!

Jew cookie by gainttitzzzzzzzz April 3, 2012