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Jewcopter 

A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.

Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.
Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.

What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.

A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.
Jewcopter by GWinstonB July 6, 2009
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Jewcopter 

My father is being a Jewcopter tonight.
Jewcopter by JewishJen August 14, 2017

jewboppies

Another word for medium to small sized breasts.
She took off her shirt in the back seat and I saw her jewboppies for the first time.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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