jew-up 

when a jewish (most of the time girl) starts gossiping like crazy and does not watch the words that come out of the mouth. This girl "jew-ups" because that fact that she is a J.A.P. makes her gossip sound much worse.

Jewish Girl: OMG, she was like being seductive and sticking her boobs in his face and it totally was soooo unattractive...

Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...

Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!

jew-up by Cami-Twin December 20, 2006

Jew Up 

The act of hiring a lawyer

After being unfairly fired from his job, Kevin decided that the best course of action was to jew up and take his employer to court.

Jew Up by b0bbydigital May 18, 2006

Jew up 

Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.

"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"

Jew up by ThrillKill September 24, 2009

Straight up Jew 

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.

Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!

Straight up Jew by g-diggity February 24, 2008

jew you up 

To totally fuck someone else up. jewd

Ill jew you up if you don't suck my cock.

jew you up by Funky No Meister May 16, 2005

thought up by some jew 

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

thought up by some jew by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004