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Jew Dick 

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.
Man this entire day is complete jew dick
Jew Dick by half86 November 22, 2011

Jew Dick 

The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.
Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.
Jew Dick by Hit-lah February 22, 2011

baby jew dick 

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew dick.

is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew dick"
baby jew dick by dylan dale November 27, 2007

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap 

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

Dick Jew 

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.
I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night
Dick Jew by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 4, 2009

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.
Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?
Fungus Dick Jew by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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