jettson

the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;

'damn Jettson is so cute'

by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017

Jettson

He was 12 years old.

Leave Jettson alone!

by Psue Me October 4, 2023

jetsonian

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

by jetsonian March 31, 2003

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015

jettison stage one

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

Jetson

Sex move for going down on a girl where you imitate the Jetsons mobile by blowing a raspberry into her snatch

The only way she could cum was with a good long Jetson:

by Crooked_J August 31, 2017

George Jetson

Going to the bathroom while using the internet

I'm going to take a George Jetson

by Bluesbrews&bbq March 28, 2012