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An object or action that can be characterized as Superfly. The term is derived from the abbreviated nomenclature for jet aircraft (jet). Can be preceded by the descriptor "maximum" indicating that the object is exceptionaly superfly.

Wes: Clara is maximum jetti, yo.

person 1: There were so many hoes as the bar last night.
person 2: I know, that was maximum jetti.

jetti by Wes Belden April 2, 2008

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jetti

something that is superfly. derived the term jet, as in a jet that flys

Clara is maximum jetti, yo.

jetti by Wes Belden March 31, 2008

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jumpin' jetti

when a guy and a girl (preferably strangers) run onto a jetti and fuck in between two rocks, resulting in numerous scrapes to the buttox of the bottom partner, then in the midst of climaxing, shove a snail up the girls anal passage.

I seen that bitch Lau and and that stiff Workie doin that jumpin' jetti shit.. it was HAWT!!!!

jumpin' jetti by NigRes n Ldoozy March 18, 2007

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jeeties

The cutest feet to ever exist, jeeties is a nickname for Stray Kids' rapper Han Jisung's feet. Like jeekies, the jult often uwus over jeeties

the jeeties and jeekies were so cute that stays began the jult to honor them

jeeties by brokencompass September 2, 2019

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Jettie'

A very pretty girl who is bright and smart and an outgoing personality has lots of friends and is beautiful a great life and brown eyes laughs and smiles alot she is very talented and unique

i wish i was jettie'

Jettie' by giggglebooooyyhoopeerr November 24, 2011

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macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

macob jetts by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

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jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

jetta theory by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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