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This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.
Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.
jettied by jimmybomm November 12, 2020
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A very pretty girl who is bright and smart and an outgoing personality has lots of friends and is beautiful a great life and brown eyes laughs and smiles alot she is very talented and unique
i wish i was jettie'
Jettie' by giggglebooooyyhoopeerr November 24, 2011
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Joan Jetted 

Being denied entry to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while other less talented musicians are inducted.
The Cure was Joan Jetted again this year.
Past tense; Jetted; to move with excessive speed or urgency, to be in a hurry.
Karen jetted to the comment section of her Neighbourhood Watch Facebook Group.

Kyle jetted urgently to his local liquor store before it closed.

When Brittany's husband got home, I jetted out of there before I had a chance to get dressed.
Jetted by Your handle here March 7, 2022

Wet Jetted

I met a girl that wet jetted all over the place.
Wet Jetted by zzzzzmegan October 5, 2015
Another term for high. In the state of mind that you feel as if you are flying when you are on some other shit. Usually called booted, high or common term faded .
Me: Yeo are you good?
You: Nah bro I'm jetted out my mind.

or

Me: How yu feeling?
You: Yeo im feelin like im air I'm f***** jetted .
Jetted by Kevin Locks June 27, 2010
Expecting someone but not sure when they'll arrive.
Ben: Dude, where is Vince?

Kyle: I don't know, he's not texting me back.

Ben: Damn dude, we're so jetted right now.

Caitlin: Hannah was supposed to pick us up an hour ago!

Samantha: She's being such a jet right now.
Jetted by thatonedude23 June 15, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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