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jetpack blues 

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.
Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.
jetpack blues by Alexano March 21, 2017

Jetpack conversation 

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.
My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

mexican jetpack 

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.
Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

Where's my fucking jetpack!? 

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

Jetpacking 

Act of cuddling where little spoon becomes big spoon. Essentially the shorter person is on the inside of the couch and the taller person is on the outside.
Tyrone: Baby just hold me.
Shasta: Fer sho lets go Jetpacking than.
Jetpacking by st9man September 6, 2013

mop jetpack 

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.
You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!
mop jetpack by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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