Jetlack 

What happens when "jetlag" affects your ability to think. You have a lack of cognition - therefore Jetlack.

Oops! I didn't mean to send that email to the whole company. I must have jetlack since my 2 week trip to Asia.

Jetlack by OverJohn January 29, 2019

jetpack blues 

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

jetpack blues by Alexano March 21, 2017

Jetpack conversation 

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

Jetpack conversation by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 14, 2016

mexican jetpack 

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

mexican jetpack by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

Where's my fucking jetpack!? 

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

Where's my fucking jetpack!? by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

Jetpacking 

Act of cuddling where little spoon becomes big spoon. Essentially the shorter person is on the inside of the couch and the taller person is on the outside.

Tyrone: Baby just hold me.
Shasta: Fer sho lets go Jetpacking than.

Jetpacking by st9man September 6, 2013

mop jetpack 

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.

You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!

mop jetpack by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018