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josymar flores 

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
josymar flores by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
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Jesmarie 

Jesmarie is so damn fine.
Jesmarie by AYO_801 June 16, 2021
Jessmar is often referred to as either a Rubix cuber or a very good Minecrafter. The word comes from the famous philosopher Jessmar Suen.
I wish I was a Jessmar
Jessmar by SleepyKoala9156 October 19, 2021
Jesmar is a beautiful person though in the outside but softy in the inside ,has many she's the life of party there's no one like her she's unique ,classy sassy this name Jesmar is kind of rare and unique there's not many people in the whole world name Jesmar the name comes from a doll company in Spain the owners of the doll company was Jesus and Maria there for they came out with the name Jesmar using theirs first names so there you have it and Jesmar is indeed a doll one of a kind so if you cross her path keeper
Jesmar is so uniquely a doll of one kind
Jesmar by Jeszayas March 20, 2021

josymar flores 

linkinpark favorite fan is me
josymar flores by king of rock February 23, 2005
Shes really hard working ,shes caring, nice, when you need her shes always there , she gets mad easily..
Good body 🍑.
Look at Jesmari she's so pretty!
Jesmari by Daviana✌🏼 October 5, 2019
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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