A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
by rockythecat December 05, 2009
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017
jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
by ray March 24, 2005
by kariusvega April 19, 2018
A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
via giphy
by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020
The guy (or girl or enby) who has wasted the majority of your year because of your bullshit crush on them. You've told them you like them and they should stop talking to you because they have a girlfriend and it's painful for you to be "just friends" with them but they keep texting you out of nowhere every couple weeks and dragging you back into your endless pit of despair because they liked you back in May but you didn't tell them and you missed your chance and now everything's fucked and you can't stop being sad while they are probably happy with their girlfriend and continue to be completely ignorant and unaffected by your infinite tornado of feelings towards them.
Also an expression used in situations of extreme anger or frustration.
Also an expression used in situations of extreme anger or frustration.
"jesus fucking christ! He texted me again! The morro on this brainless mushroom of a man baffles me!
by pornstache_supremacy October 12, 2020
Jan 16 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose