A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
by rockythecat December 05, 2009
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A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
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jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
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