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1. One who fucks Jesus
2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's
"Man that cake was such a jesusfucker! Why don't we go to Chili's more often?"

"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"
by sarah is radd March 26, 2009
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The ultimate mother of all swear words - even motherfucker isn't this offensive!

Or, used to describe someone who is obsessed with and won't shut the fuck up about Jesus but somehow manages to give Christianity a bad name in the process...
Enough is enough. I have had it with these Jesusfucking snakes on this Jesusfucking plane!

Missionary: Do you have time to talk about Jesus?
Normal person: Fuck off, Jesusfucker.
by DaisukeDoki August 28, 2017
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