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jessieanna

Jessieanna is a German girl name, often has red hair and very little freckles. a Jessieanna an exciting, crazy, fast girl. BUT DONT LET THAT FOOL YOU! She’s one of the sassiest girl you’ll ever meet! you’ll regret talking shit about her bc she’ll snatch your weave! She also has 4 kids and abuses her Friends sometimes :] she’s a great person and will have a bright future ahead :)
Omg you snatched her weave! such a Jessieanna!
jessieanna by XxMel_xX April 22, 2018
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Jessicanazi 

A middle-aged woman named Jessica, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and constantly brags about her 'perfect family', exposing her Aryan nature.
Wow, my biology teacher is such a Jessicanazi, and she needs to stop ranting about her Aryan family.

jessianya 

Nobody is better than a Jessianya . shell beat a hoe up if she gotta but usually like a to chill . finest boss Bitch on the planet . nobody can ever compete.with her . she a one of a kind .
n shell stomp on ur hoe 😘
Omg niggah . ya saw Jessianya today

She so fine😘 Jessianya
jessianya by Jessianya February 20, 2017

Jesianna 

Jesianna is a girl with big tits, beautiful smile and has a ride or die personality. She has a unique personality and knows her worth. Betray her and she will behave like you never existed to her. She can be rude but also caring.
Jesiannas are quite difficult to handle;)
Jesianna by Rudeass b November 20, 2021

Jessiana 

Jessiana tall, funny, beautiful, and a big stoner. She’s usually one of the guys and loves to party. She’s also big hearted and has a curly haired side kick with glasses. But don’t fuck with her she’ll fuck you over
Oh Jessiana she is so fun to chill with!
Jessiana by Jess_421 November 2, 2019

Jessanna 

Jessanna is a beautiful girl, with unbelieveable talent, and red hair. She is a good artist, and incredibly smart. She is something that every ginger would swoon over.
Aww look at Jessanna over there, those red heads make a perfect couple.
Jessanna by weloveJessanna November 1, 2012

jessieanne 

The most gorgeous, precious girl in the world. Her presence is like magic and to be in her space takes you to a world full of colour and brightest of imagination. She is truly a goddess of the earth and brings light, peace and harmony to the universe. She is a soul to be cherished, embraced and loved. Treat her with compassion and respect and you will receive the most wonderful form of love that can only be experienced through the heart of an angel
Holy fuck… it’s a jessieanne
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