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jessie jessie t by bnelson1 June 21, 2019
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Jessie the Dog
Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.
Jessie the Dog by Epigiggity August 15, 2011
Jesse t
some dumdum bubblegum looking ass motherfucking chungus muncher who is gay as fuck and has fucking chungus sized hair and goes around asking if he can eat girls chungi even though they probably don't have any
Jesse t by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019
Jessie Taylor
She is the sweetest friend. She has such a bright smile but she doesnt always show it. She doesnt think highly of herself but she is a diamond in the ruff. She is a great artist and loves to spend time with her friends, however she likes her "me" time. She can be a total introvert too. Being bold is not quite her public style, but among friends she is bolder. She is very quiet. She loves attention but gives it sparingly. Tbh not the best gift giver but on occasion she tries. Loves her family.
Jessie Taylor by Coolkid1801 May 12, 2017
Jessie’s Tip
When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
Jessie’s Tip by Uncle J! August 27, 2023
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar by Handle100 August 10, 2023
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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