jessicus

One who resembles a ghost of someone you once knew in form and physical attributes.

I started talking to a guy, he reminded me of Jessicus.

by KvltKvnt May 29, 2018

jessicas mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008

JessicaSlumberParty

Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews.com

Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.

by hansmuff August 30, 2007

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"

by Hattie June 23, 2005

jessicasian

jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.

trevor hit the car in front of him as he drooled over two jessicasians walking by on the sidewalk.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

jessicasexual

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw.

“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual.”

by Lexiearizonaamelialoveu January 16, 2021

Jessifus

The coolest and funniest person you'll ever fucking meet. Usually a girl and also fucking beautiful and smart and amazing at everything (especially fencing). If you know a Jessifus you should be proud and thankful that she accepts you as a friend.

Jessifus just won the Olympics.
She's so awesome!

by JLala June 15, 2012