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that roommate that kicks you out of your room at 10:00pm on a Friday after a long week of school because she's going to a recital the next day and her mom is picking her up at 10:30am....

Jessicaaaa, are you mother fucking kidding me.... ????????????????

jessicaaaa by 2milelane December 21, 2017

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jessicasian

jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.

trevor hit the car in front of him as he drooled over two jessicasians walking by on the sidewalk.

jessicasian by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

Jessicanazi

A middle-aged woman named Jessica, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and constantly brags about her 'perfect family', exposing her Aryan nature.

Wow, my biology teacher is such a Jessicanazi, and she needs to stop ranting about her Aryan family.

Jessicanazi by The_Rubber_Duck May 17, 2017

Jessicaa

A lengthend version of the name - Jessica - it's a beautiful name and she's a gorgeous person and i love her millions!

Friend: What's so special about Jessicaa?
Me: She's my everything!

Jessicaa by the two J's November 21, 2010

JessicaClayton

Stuck up bitch who thinks she's perfect and better than everyone, she also talks behind everyone's back and is a fake ass hoe.

She acts like a JessicaClayton

JessicaClayton by Sldcinf February 7, 2017

Jessicana

A word used to describe a hyperactive being who tends to scare normal people. They are generally loud and rebellious.

Jonti: RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR
Jess: are you ok?
Jonti: what can i say, i'm a jessicana....
Jess: ew.

Jessicana by jontijess October 28, 2010

Jessicapalmadessa

JessicaPalmadessa is a word used to describe a girl that looks like barbie but lifts like Ken.

JessicaPalmadessa is such an instagram baddie!

Jessicapalmadessa by Jess Palmadessa January 7, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026