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jessecake 

A Jessecake is one of the best cakes ever. It looks and is incredibly delicious. It's incredibly sweet when it wants to be but can be very sour. It's basically sentient. It pretends to be as hard as rock scone but is actually as soft as meringue. It's very hard to get close to one never mind get one. Especially cause there is only one in the whole wide world. But if you do end up with one you should really count your lucky starts. A Jessecake is alot thicker than it seems 😋😂💔
"Damn I wish I could have a Jessecake right now"
"Bro, don't we all"
jessecake by kid_lvnxtic October 27, 2019
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I female name that is a derivitive of Jessica.

"Jessica first appeared in the Shakespeare's 'Merchant of Venice' and her origins are much debated. It is possible that Jessica comes from the Hebrew name found in the Bible as Iscah, which was translated in Shakespeare's time as Jesca.

Having shown amazing popularity in the US from the late 70s to the late 90s, Jessica fell to 32nd place in the US charts in 2006. However, in 2007 it was the fifth most popular name in the UK, having held the top spot in 2005. Jessica is also currently in the top 10 of all the Australian states, and New Zealand."

However, "Jesseca" itself is a rarely used name, making the person who has it a very unique (and amazing) person.

It is also said that babies with this name will hold a lucky and loving life. They will be cherished by the people closest to them, and those friendships will tend to last for years on end with few regrets.

Common nicknames are- Jess and Jessi
"Hey, Jesseca, don't worry about a thing. It'll all be okay."
Jesseca by vanilla commercial January 10, 2009
An amazing friend, she has the most amazing personality. She is beautiful inside and out, even though she denies it she knows it's true. She never fails to put a smile on her friends' face and she is a great person to be around. Everyone loves her unconditionally and would do anything for her, no matter what. ❤️
Jesseca: Hey, you're so beautiful and such a good friend. I love you so much, thanks for being there for me.
Bestfriend: Aww Jess, I love you too. And thank you so much. You are too, you never fail to make me smile.
Jesseca: Aww thanks but I'm not. And you're so welcome ❤️
Jesseca by ayyyyeitsnat December 20, 2016
To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.
Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?
Jessicate by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008

jesseakagod 

The man who single handedly sparked Twitch's Great Jew Controversy of 2017. This brave soul stepped forward using Twitch.tv as his medium to spread the truth about what the people of the Jewish faith had truly done. He was later banned off of the platform for informing the public of the Jewish plan to take over the United States nuclear missile silo through spreading the lie of the holocaust for justification. This was later covered up by Twitch as a "Loli Hentai" related removal even though Jesse is 6087 days on nopfap, making this impossible.
Jesseakagod- THE ALLEGED “Holocaust” of “6 million Jews” at the hands of Adolf Hitler and National Socialist Germany during WWII is the biggest lie ever foisted upon humanity. The very idea that the Germans organized and executed a complex conspiracy involving “homicidal gas chambers” and other barbaric, sadistic forms of mass murder designed to exterminate European Jewry during WWII is laughable on its face when you stop and objectively think about it.

These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.

Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.

Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod

jessicasexual 

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw.
“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual.”

jesserae 

AMAZING, ADMIRABLE
A girl who shines like the sun and brightens everyones day.
that girl is jesserae
jesserae by yammy232 February 11, 2010
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